mercredi 24 avril 2013

I don't miss bioengineering


  • John Zhang: ben invited too many girls
  • crowding out
  • competitive inhibition up in this

samedi 20 avril 2013

#YOSSO



Graduation slide they’ll show on the big screen for SEAS ceremony. It’s getting real.

lundi 15 avril 2013

Morning chats with @QQdp

+Daniel Park : oh balls
  • my manager's going to talk to me
  • i should just tell him it was one harmless picture of emma watson right?
  • i already got street cred from my coworkers for knowing who wutang was
  • she's a huge fan of wutang
  • i got street cred from her
  • and she recommended me to the lead for the dputy position
  • so i indirectly got this promotion because of bboying
  • wutup
  • i want to just decline the offer and be like
  • nah man i can't be deputy
  • then turn around and walk away
  • then after 5 steps
  • i drop a knee
  • do a coindrop
  • and be like
  • but if you ask
  • i can keep it poppin' for ya
  • cue bboy stance
  • me: CAN YOU NOT
  • OMG
  • WHO ARE YOU
  • DP: i'm every 80s bboying movie
  • yeah son

lundi 1 avril 2013

What you need to know about Ben Shyong

Credit to John Zhang:


  • +Benjamin Shyong's body is so well sculpted, Michaelangelo saw it from heaven and sh-t his robes
  • Rihanna is back with Chris Brown because Ben Shyong said so
  • "Men sleep without shirts on" - Ben Shyong
  • Ben Shyong created so many jobs, he's the reason S&P hit an all time high
  • Taylor Swift's songs are all about Ben Shyong
  • Kanye West lets Ben Shyong finish
  • On a scale of one to Ben Shyong, Aphrodite is only a 7 ;)
  • Ben Shyong's the reason California is so sunny
  • Ben Shyong's shirts and jackets are so tight, it always fits an Asian girl he's with perfectly in the winter
  • 方文山 steals love song lyrics from Ben Shyong's facebook wall
  • Ben Shyong's heart is so tender, it's softer than Philadelphia Eagle's offensive line
  • Honey is sweet, bears eat honey, Ben Bear is sweet ♥
  • Ben Shyong also GTL's - Girls, Taiwan, Love
  • Ben Shyong's voice is so high, Dawei takes a hit...
  • Ben Shyong likes girls