What Coworkers and I Laugh About #2

Let me totes end this non-series series.

• Using a rolling backpack at work elicits the same responses as it would in middle school.
  
• I am famous among security guards in Frisco because I badged incorrectly. I also invoke memories of the Vietnam War.
  
• A lesson in resource estimates: “Throwing more resources in this situation would be as useless as telling a pregnant woman that she can cut her lead-time from 9 months to 4 with help from another person.”