32 - 4 = 28 teeth left

Things we take for granted:

- inpalpable oxygen intake
- normal, non-icepak temperatures
- voluntary fasting
- LOL
- shushing trombone-playing sister
- comprehensible speech
- not having p-orbitals for cheeks
- drinking bloodless beverages

笨蛋 vs. ばか

In Ben Shyong fashion, contemplate this.

Sino-Japanese relations, as of late, have thankfully only been ruffled by intense soccer matchups and subsequent import product boycotts after defeats. But I would like to exasperate things. Japanese certainly have the Chinese beat with international PR.





For us Chinese, quite "はずい."