Playing soccer:
"Imma burn you."
How do kids come up with burn/smoke/serve threats?? 7 year old Willis would have mistook you for a carpet-burner, or worse yet, Indian-sunburner.
Talking about pets:
"I once took dis cat and bwoke its neck. Frew it by the tail against the wall."
O_________o!!!!
On athleticism:
On art:
"Whenever I see black and white, I just feel like coloring it in.
Asking about guardians:
"My parents ask Angeline to come in. Angeline is my babysinner."
That was just a funny one.
And for some reason, black kids everywhere I go like using the phrase:
"Imma take you out and bring you back real fast in slow motion."
SUCH A DOPE LINE.
West Philly, Baltimore, or brats from Chinese school, you'll never really understand kids (at least until the two missing front teeth grow back in).
"And then I tried squeezing my hair together in a mohawk then tie my laces to my legs then pick up my Stone Cold Steve Austin action figure then (inches in and whispers) I jump so high."
On art:
"Whenever I see black and white, I just feel like coloring it in.
No wait.
Not on walls. "
Asking about guardians:
"My parents ask Angeline to come in. Angeline is my babysinner."
That was just a funny one.
And for some reason, black kids everywhere I go like using the phrase:
"Imma take you out and bring you back real fast in slow motion."
SUCH A DOPE LINE.
West Philly, Baltimore, or brats from Chinese school, you'll never really understand kids (at least until the two missing front teeth grow back in).
