Calvinists need more friends..

me:

Father Ed

I need to confess my sins

Edward:

bahaha

continue.

me:

:)

YOOO

MY SOLUS CHRISTUS SHIRT CAME IN TODAY

5solas baby

Edward:

hahaha

congratulations my son

me:

shutup, you're catholic

you don't know anything about the solas

Edward:

hahahaha

that's so messed up!

TT

me:

but tru fax

imma reform you son

willis used sola scriptura attack!!

Edward:

hahahaha

such a weiiiiiiiird combination of theology... and pokemon...

me:

yo mang

spiritual warfare

for asians

Edward:

hahahaha

Father Edward deflects attack with "stubborn heart"

me:

snaps

Edward:

(use the holy spirit attack willis! the holy spirit attack!)

me:

oh

oh

oh

but

I'm arminian

you must make the choice bro

Edward:

what???!

me:

unfortunately my theology is too weak to cause any change

Edward:

just use it man! use it!

me:

willis has evolved into calvinist

learned new skill, monergistic irresistable grace

willis used holy spirit on father edward

Edward:

IT"S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!!

me:

OHHHHH

Edward:

Father Edward faints.

me:

....

Edward:

hahahaha

i mean

Father Edward has CONVERTED!

or...

me:

yayayayay

Edward:

reformed!

hahaha

whooooo

What's this??

He's evolviong!

Father Edward has evolved into... REVEREND EDWARD!