What you need to know about Ben Shyong

Credit to John Zhang:

• +Benjamin Shyong's body is so well sculpted, Michaelangelo saw it from heaven and sh-t his robes
• Rihanna is back with Chris Brown because Ben Shyong said so
• "Men sleep without shirts on" - Ben Shyong
• Ben Shyong created so many jobs, he's the reason S&P hit an all time high
• Taylor Swift's songs are all about Ben Shyong
• Kanye West lets Ben Shyong finish
• On a scale of one to Ben Shyong, Aphrodite is only a 7 ;)
• Ben Shyong's the reason California is so sunny
• Ben Shyong's shirts and jackets are so tight, it always fits an Asian girl he's with perfectly in the winter
• 方文山 steals love song lyrics from Ben Shyong's facebook wall
• Ben Shyong's heart is so tender, it's softer than Philadelphia Eagle's offensive line
• Honey is sweet, bears eat honey, Ben Bear is sweet ♥
• Ben Shyong also GTL's - Girls, Taiwan, Love
• Ben Shyong's voice is so high, Dawei takes a hit...
• Ben Shyong likes girls