I don't miss bioengineering

• John Zhang: ben invited too many girls
• crowding out
• competitive inhibition up in this

#YOSSO

Graduation slide they’ll show on the big screen for SEAS ceremony. It’s getting real.

Morning chats with @QQdp

+Daniel Park : oh balls

• my manager's going to talk to me
• i should just tell him it was one harmless picture of emma watson right?
• i already got street cred from my coworkers for knowing who wutang was
• she's a huge fan of wutang
• i got street cred from her
• and she recommended me to the lead for the dputy position
• so i indirectly got this promotion because of bboying
• wutup
• i want to just decline the offer and be like
• nah man i can't be deputy
• then turn around and walk away
• then after 5 steps
• i drop a knee
• do a coindrop
• and be like
• but if you ask
• i can keep it poppin' for ya
• cue bboy stance
• me: CAN YOU NOT
• OMG
• WHO ARE YOU
• DP: i'm every 80s bboying movie
• yeah son

I'm going on missions to China this summer. If you want updates and/or would like to partner with me in prayer and funding, please email me at willisz@seas.upenn.edu

What you need to know about Ben Shyong

Credit to John Zhang:

• +Benjamin Shyong's body is so well sculpted, Michaelangelo saw it from heaven and sh-t his robes
• Rihanna is back with Chris Brown because Ben Shyong said so
• "Men sleep without shirts on" - Ben Shyong
• Ben Shyong created so many jobs, he's the reason S&P hit an all time high
• Taylor Swift's songs are all about Ben Shyong
• Kanye West lets Ben Shyong finish
• On a scale of one to Ben Shyong, Aphrodite is only a 7 ;)
• Ben Shyong's the reason California is so sunny
• Ben Shyong's shirts and jackets are so tight, it always fits an Asian girl he's with perfectly in the winter
• 方文山 steals love song lyrics from Ben Shyong's facebook wall
• Ben Shyong's heart is so tender, it's softer than Philadelphia Eagle's offensive line
• Honey is sweet, bears eat honey, Ben Bear is sweet ♥
• Ben Shyong also GTL's - Girls, Taiwan, Love
• Ben Shyong's voice is so high, Dawei takes a hit...
• Ben Shyong likes girls